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Rappers before getting a major record-deal: I just wanna get my music out there for my fans, man. I work so hard, just like y'all man. I just wanna get my one shot...
Rappers after getting a major record-deal: Fuck ALL you broke-ass muthafuckas! Bitch my watch costs more than your house and my car costs more than your family tree! I get what you get in 10 years, in 2 days! I'm in a fuckin Lamborghini RIGHT NOW. You mothafuckas riding around in Hyundai's and shit! If you ain't spend at least 50,000 on the car, then you ain't doin' shit! .........Buy my new album :)
And Ya'll NIggas Still Buy That Shit...
people at my school: whats your tumblr url
me: whats tumblr
people at school: its a website where people follow you, i actually have a lot of followers haha
me: really how many
people at school: 60 haha
people at school:
people at school:
me: wow thATS A LOT
Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night
London: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FUCK IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
All the other countries: ....well damn London....damn.